Monday, May 21, 2018

Satay vs Suvlaki

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This   is  competition article  between two  contestants : The greek suvlaki and the malay satay.Both counties  have a very long tradition in cooking mean in any form.

I m not good in cooking history and  i m neither itnerested . The text below is only for showing you he process i made to colect the ingredients, cooking it and finally checking the tasting results of two difrecnt cuisines for nearly the same species .The original malay recipe has been  found from  rasamalaysia   a well known malay cooking site owned by Bee a female food  blogger and chef.

The collection process  has been made in two steps. It was discussed with my relatives one week before soall have the same  time   testing  both kinds of  satays. we decided that Saturday 19 May 18 would be the perfect day for cooking them

On May 15th i have searched  in a frinds deli- market store some uneasy  asian things avaialble  only to selected  stores in our city ,Salonica. Greece  is still under austerity conditions  and many comapnies after  2012  stoped operations.  Today after 8 years of austeriry  there is the sole  importer delivering asian ingredints  to restaurants as part of their processed world food imports There are still several  things as fresh lenongrass that cant be found so easily . Fortnately the prices are very cheap especially for the thai ingredients.  Kaffir leaves can be found with 80c fir 35 grams Dreid galangal is a bit more expesive  at 1.5Eu for 60 grams They are not used  in this recipe but soon i  will try Bee's  recipe with chicken rendang my fav indonnesian food which  wilbe also reviewed.

Friday 18 i bought raw (uncooked) chiken satays from the market with skewers , a small plasic box with commercial  jajiki ,a sauce mede by yughurt and cucumber,     unpacked (bulk) peanuts adn returned home for the process.  In Greece  these  met filled skewers are called souvlaki ,called from suvla ie skewers  used to keep them into a  line. It was around 1.2  kg total weight or 12 skewers that were later separated into two  parts of 6 . One of thse parts was given to my mom in law for making the greek version ie oiling it  and adding sime spices , She prefers to use coriander instead  of oregano or thyme  which is the 'norm' if i can call this way .

The photo  shows the typical sandwitch satays with thin skewers. Another buther prefers to use  fvery fat skweres with nearly the  double size of meat.

Around late afternon  7 pm while in  house i prepared  the marinade required for the malay satay
The recipe is there Please visit the page before continuing   :  

My relatives have various health probelms.  My father in law has probems in his stomach  , my mom in law does not eat hot   meals. I replaced the chilli powder with red pepper powder,  fresh  lemongrass with powder. Shallots with onions , Sugar with fructose in the half dose because it is two times sweeter.

The mixture was then blended  in the food prcessor .
The  flesh from the 6 skewers  was removied  and  mixed with the marinade in a bowl and left  in the fridge  overnight. Notice that the skerwers  contained also tomato and pepper that was removed form the half satays.

The photo shows the marinated meat

The next day was the preparation of the remain . MY mom in law cooked the spiced suvlakis on noon while  i prepared the peanut sauce . The recipe for the peanut sauce is here :

The sauce was  made with smaller portions that filled a Chinese soup bawl.The salted peanuts replace the  salt of  the recipe.  The 50+gr of oil as noted  was too much forme and I used about 20grams   Lemon grass was replaced with  powder and a bit of lemon sqeeze.
The peanuts were not grated  corsely in the blenderand couldnot been pulverizesd. It was cooked on the hot plate  for around 5 minutes and another 5 minutes with plate switched off

...adn then kept inthe chinese soup bowl untill for use . Just notice on onhow coarse is the pulp.

The satays  were cooked in the oven for 15 and 10 minutes (down up ) then sepparated one per one wit the greek a  smalldose of jajiki and  peanut sauce as in the photo below:

I used mine by putting the sauce over the malay satay.

Here are  the  responses witgout refering to names except me and my wife.

-Myself -malsy satay  was really more sweetr than  required. Just 1 spoon of fuctose was enugh  to make it quite sweet. ti was also softer than the  greek. The peanut sauce was quite oiled with the leess than 20 ml used for cooking it > Obviously the peanuts prodced some oil therefore the real oil was rather unnnecesary. Its  taste was  OK a bit better then previously , arond 2 yeas ago whe i used a recipe from a english booklet  with Indo recipes.

My wife : nearly the same as with me

Person 1: jajjiki was  commerical  that means not of very good quality adn a bit more pungent due to higher dose of garlic. That happens  because we prefer to make jajiki by ouselves as its vey easy to do. Bought for saving the cooking time. For this reason the pnanut paste was better. The satay is very soft and sweet  , softer than the greek tha was grilled in oven with air.  The peanut sauce was  fited perfectly for the satay and was 'fat' .

Person 2:  Very tasty to use as real dip for my bread. Satay  is surely fantastic a bit sweet, juicy with beter taste than the greek.  Peanut sauce is somthing i  first time tested.

Person 3: Great  satays ! The best! The sauce is very strange to me!

Update: I made again both recipes   for my family two days after using fat skewers grillewd  for 15 + 15 updide down  + 3 minutes in the oven

There were two minor changes :
1. adding cumin to both parts of the dish : satays and peanut sauce 
2.marinade was rather short fro the size for  the chicken material  and i added a new dose with the half portions of the recipe adding several lemongrass leaves before blending   Finally the  marinade exceded the satays and used separately in the grillling around one tablespoon  . 
3. for the peanut sauce i added half spoon cumin in the paste and lemongrass powder as fresh lenongrass is not avaialble , suger was  replaced with two small sachets of brown sugar. Virgin oilive oil eas used for cooking the spices arond 2 tablespoons Instad of chilli powder i used half spoon of my handmade Sriracha
4. I attained this time  to 'pulverize' the peanuts and the sauce was quite thin.

YOU are wating here the final result of the peanut sauce

The news skerwers  are quite fat Above are the  grilled satays

The results  are now  better  than the previous . The sauce was more tasty while the satays were a little less wet as  the previous though of the same tast!e.  

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Saturday, December 2, 2017

Review fr movie Lucy (legthy)

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I have seen  with great interest the movie  that was premiered this week  (1.12.17)in our  nationwide commercial TV movie channel Star that in the very  start was marked as U-rate whiCh  later was corrected  into PG. necessary parental guidance
The movie starts very rogue with unnecessary violence Lucy M was  pressed by her boy friend to deliver a handbag  with CPH4 a chem. essence inside a plastic bag as a new drug  The gang kills him  . Among other 4  persons she  got a surgery The  bag was planted iside her body aimed  to transfer this  essence to a target .CPH4  was leaked inside her body resulting into an increase of  her minds potential  first to 20%. and gradually increasing.  The  boss then wanted to stop her. .. while  she wanted to know on what can happen to her life and take revenge against  the gang...
Movie was  full of action  with very fast pacing with many poor visual effects from just  typical metaphysics and telecom effects(goof!) to time travel in 100%(possibly not goof .
Very good drama  with lots of  suspense and very simple plot  . Scarlet leads the film wih her good play  while Morgan is nearly useless.

Action 4/5
Now on the background :The writer is totally ignorant  in basic  physics and scientifically full of holes in favor  to suspense and action.
The  main point  CPH4 is a real  ingredient  in pregnant mothers.  There are many sites including Quora that probe these allegations and Benson knows that. Many sites  refereed to this ingredient and  the facts behind that and the movie.
I have  some very good knowledge  in radio and limited in metaphysics paranormals  and  neurosciences that help me to go in depth of the  writer's ignorance:  Some new researches show that we use our full brain. Lucy with in just 20%  learnt Korean and Chinese, fully memorize 6500 pages from a teachers works   ,excelled  in shooting with a gun, drive  without  knowledge  at her first time as Shumacher (haha!),do telekinesis, deactivate others minds (min control poss. not goof ), read distant people's minds  (possibly not goof) but also control radio frequencies  mobiles and TVs and map the  radio spectrum  to identify the communication frequency  between the Koreats and then listen to  them from  the... police  transceiver!
Really  ? How can she faultlessly drive at so very high speed as the best car racer without any previous experience  ? How can she map the entire spectrum?  ?How could she decode  the digital coding format of mobiles ?showing reach of 00s is stil  a wrong excuse. Both GSM bands were digitally  encoded using TDM.
And finally in the end of the movie before starting the final experiment,  well aware   of the gang  outside the experiment room  and with more than 70% MR e she could really  remotely neutralize all of them with just a simple thought or even kill them. Why  she  expected  the police to do that? this   proves she  is idiot.
And finally Lucy taking the role  of God!!! haha...

(to be edited)
It is clear that  Benson  wanted  to favour action and suspense at the expense of everything other (logic and some  basic physics) and become troll.
In a way to troll against  his audience with the 'nonexistent background adn get ridiculed.

Therefore: He had  to do  a lot more side research before making stores full of goofs.
Scientific Background :1/5  except possibly  the paranormal .that get the 1

Anyway i watched it for second time  the next day for looking again the goofs. It was   recorded as the time aired  was too early  9pm  the time my  8  yo daughter was playing with her  friend in the house. I m sure to watch it several times again mainly for laughing a/o analyzing the movie more .

Monday, November 13, 2017

My best of the best songs ever !!

Written  in tablet with autocorrect off.

55  vews 5/12 (15 days after) and none  replied .that seems western music  is empty unless none involves with this wonderful music 

As you may know -and surely most of   DXers know that i am most fan of Malaysia, I put here  my bestof best songs i have herd for more  than 50 years to show my highly diversified musical tastes of all the time  The listing  consists mainly with the most mesmerizing ,extraordinary- literally and figuratively  ,or just shocking songs (say melodies  regardles to the lyrics ) These "emobombs " (emotional bombs ) as I call them go above the highest rational rating level.

Before leaving this page please feel urged  to drop your comment on the end of this listing and advise me for any 'western song"  yo think can be of great value. YOUr help is  absolutely necesary in order tofillthslisting and identify the remain emobombs shold they exist. 
Most of the listed songs can be  easily  found in YouTube for listening them except wth these noticed in blue.Checked 9-11/11/17
Notice that all lists  have some  missing material.

#'Western' classics

Inumerable  classic and metal songs have been heard for sooo long but only a few songs excited me so much to mark them as 'emotion bombs' The first listing  shows the emotion bombs  the second shows some very important classics.  I also include  three outstanding rock groups that get out of the metal crowd the period i was listening to metal music during 80s . Please advise me for other  songs that follow the melodic patern of the first group so i can identify other posslibly missing songs. 

  • One day in your life (M Jackson )
  • When  you tell me that you love  me (Diana Ross)
  • My heat will go on Celine  Dion  (aka titanic )
  • Unbreak my heart - (Toni Braxton)
  • From Sarah with love (Sarah Connor)  
  • I will always love you -(Whitney)
  • Right here waiting for you RMarx 
  • Take my breath away-Berlin
  • Power of love-J Rush 
added melodies list: 
  • I wanna know what love is Foreigner
  • Everythin i do -Bryan Adams
  • Wonderful life Black
  • Whitout you Air Supply 
  • Listen to your heart Loxete
  • Careless  whisper George Michael 
  • you and me   from a woman snger 
  • Promise me breverly craven
  • A thousand years Cristina perri
  • Stay with my heart -sophie zelmani
  • Nothin gona change  my love for you-JBenson
  • Sorry  seems the .. 
  • Holiday /Still loving you  Skorpions and other ballads of them 
  • Self control laura braningan
  • Riot and Dokken metal groups    -most of their songs   .

Various classics  from all the world (gruped by singer )

The story is very long. Interest was first with  small vinyls of 45RPM during early 60s.This was my encounter with nice japanese sngs of that time which are totaly irrelevant to today's jpop 'rubbish' music as compared with their grandpas.  With the use of FM and shortwaves  since early 70s my interest was changed  to festivlty ie undergound  Greek , Hindi , Arabic Korean and  Chinese  and later with Bulgarian Serbian and Romanian music among other countries I visted those old times. Greek listing  getsnext to that. 

Special cases and returning thyis period back to ambient music :
  • Last kiss (Ishtar alabina )
  • Jarre's ambient neoclassicals :Oxygene I, Equinox ,Mag fields , China ,Rendez vous ,Cousteau
  • A coeur perdue/ Ce  soir j eitait perdue (Mirelle Matier?)
  • Apres toi/L amour est bleu  -Viky Leandros (Greek)
  • Forever and ever Demis Roussos (greek )
  • La vie en rose/Abrazame / Goodbye my love /Natalie Julio Inglesias 
  • You know I love you -Datuk Shake (Malay!!)
  • Sretno ti bilo sine  /sretno ti radjindan mama (Neda Ukraden  among more of her |tapes)
  • 帰らぬ想い出 # [ kaeranu omoide] 45 
  • 愛と 死の形見  #[ai to shinno katami]/ 45 (山中みゆき Yamanaka Miyuki- this singer made me FEEL the music)
  • 我爱你中国 (Wo ai ni Zhongguo I Love You China /SW/U2B) Possibly PRChina's  second national hymn 
  • 一朵小花  [Yi duo xiao hua /a flower]   a male version heard in FM on 89 was the best among others in u2b
  •  再回首/ 姜育恆  Zai Hui Shou /Jiang Yu Heng Fm/tape/u2b
  • Roothey ho tum tumko kaise manaon piya روٹھے ہو تم تمکو کیسے منوں پیا (Nayyara Noor)  SW
  • भूल गया सब कुछ bhol gaya sabh kuch (Julie i love you OST)  Lata+ Kishore from Sat
  • यह कहाँ आ गए हम Yeh Kahaan Aa Gaye Hum/Silsila OST Amit +Lata  -movie  
  • तेरी याद आ रही ह  teri yaad a rahi he SW

45:vinyl rec /SW from shortwaves/Sat-elite /#not  in Youtube/u2b :Youtube

Also very important to mention with coments :
  •  _عبد الحليم حافظ / بصرت ونجمت كثيراً_‎. -basurt wanajamt thyrraam ( Abd Halim Hafeez ),aka my name bashtartu one of my top arabic songs  of 70s .The singer/orchastrator is a 'clone' of one workmates before 2012   .Greek underground music of 60-80 has  borrowed many songs from arab countries.
  • Nunca sabre by Mario Suarez - latin and my best version  of a world famous Greek song 'an thimithis t oniro mou,i f u remember my dream'  widely known as "honeymooon song" by Mario Martini  and Beatles!
  •   東京アンナ by大津美子 [Tokyo Anna by Otsu Yosiko] The song is more known to older Greeks (sailors of 50-70) .There was also a greek version called 'xenitefthkes kale mu' by Anthula Mpuziani at  a slower pace.
  •   कुछ कुछ होता ह kuch kuch hota he Udit/Alka .This big hit   of mid90's afaik has been  vesioned at least in Afganistan Malaysia and Indonesia at least !

-Greek Songs (very missing most are very olds )

I include some important  mesmerizing songs from neo kima -new wave of70s noticed with asterisk.
Siplified writing for easy pronuncation  as you read an english text   : th as in thin,dh as in this
Two  emobombs:
  • Ena kalokeri* (a summer )by today's only mesmerizing singer Matina Satti
  • An i agapi ine agapi  (if love is really love) DimThanopulos  - Greek version of La Mentira OST
The listing of extraordinary songs:
  • Savato ki apovrado* (late night of saturday)- Haris Alexiou among others of her
  • Ela mazi mou -Lakis Papas* (come with me )
  • Mi mou milas gia agaph*(dont tell me abtlove  )/ Na diokso ta sinefa* (I'l l pull off the clouds  -Galani  
  • Mia fora thimame (I once remember)  -Arletta *
  • Mi mu thimonis  matia mu(dont be angry) -Pulopulos/Daralas
  • Kapios yortazi* (s'one feasts)/Apopse gia sena* (tonite for u ) -Asteriadi
  • To oniro mu pethane* (the dram is gne)Zografos*
  • Hristinaki (litle  chirstine ) -Chomata *
  • Sygnomi (apologies) -Olympians
  • Hartino  to fegaraki (the moon is made from paper)- Mouskouri
  • Palio kanoni-Petropulos (ol canon, antiwar)
  • Pios  na xeri- Tonis Vavatsikos (just for reference :a song with superb lyrics )
  • Tora pia Parios ( orig: if you go Barry+ Eileen )
  • Thalasa platia ( Music :Hajidakis)
  • Pou nan o iskios sou The'e (God where's yor shadow) Cleo Denardu
  • Kalokeria ke himones (Mitropanos my fav olies singer )
  • Itan pente  itan eksi /Minore tis avgis  Dalaras
  • Ta mavra matia sou (your blackeyes) - Agelopoulos (eternal undergrond song) 
  • I stigmes ekeines-Kanari  (underground singer better than Aguilera's voice twists /uplifted  pop70's version  of original turkish Orhan Gencebay - Sarhosun Biri)
  • Mono ego xero-Kanari  btw Mrs Kanari  was my second life's musical mark point  after Miyuki 
Notice :
Hadjidakis,Theodorakis,Vicky Leandros, Demis roussos, Vangelis and Yani  are well known internationally long ago . Rouvas  and Helena paparizou   are possibly known for the new generation.

-IndoMalay songs

Deeply strong interest  afer a  business leisure   trip on Spore on Aug89 with FM recordings .I then returned in Sw mainly for looking Malay music and on 95  conected  to malay pals via  the net. Some of  them are in Facebook after the collapse of Mulptiply on Sept13.
Very short  list from a  6000+songs material i own and abuot 800 hard core songs with the most 'emobombs' reffered. Mesmerizing voices of Misha Omar,Saidatul Erma are noticed  .Other mesmerizing voices as the very sexy saddy voice of Aishah, Anrieza, Evie Tamala the well known dangdut singer,  and males  Sudirman, Dato Shake are not noticed here.Their listing is very long. 

  • unIDed Indohymn!!
  • 'Mengapa  sayang' -unknown title /singer FM89'

  • Aku sebutir pasir- Jee (Fauziah latif )
  • Bukan Kemahuan Fikiran by Whitney Huston haha! *see on end 
  • Bungabunga cinta/halaman cinta  plus-Misha 
  • Cinta/cinte seribu erti /seskali merindu(chn)/hati yg sepi Saidatul Erma.
  • Cnta dihatiku -Suliza 
  • Diatas kerta  ini /Kita serupa/Bunga sakura^ -Dayangku Intan (^and a few more kroncong songs from Hetty)
  • Dimata cinta – Ayati
  • Dimatamu aku dihatimu dia -Deja Moss 
  • Disuatu persinpangan  (Sal. Hassan)
  • Doa -Rahimah Rahim (nasyid)
  • Gemilang Erra Fazira
  • Hati sepi sorang wanita/Tuah nya malang ku-Linda Elizabeth
  • Jeritan batin ku (version) /Nilai cinta mu-Liza Xanim 
  • Kalimah Indra- Farah 
  • Kau bunga ku  -Dato  shake
  • Kerna dia kita  terpisah/Selendang kasih -R Jalil 
  • Melakar  rindu(Jeslina Hashim)
  • Nurani-Eisya
  • Rantau Abang /Rafeah
  • Seandanya -Betharia  Sonata
  • Tak ku sangga Arnieza and Bob
  • Tanpa cinta mu (or/and Withot you ) -Camelia.  They are   the same song separately in Malay and English .This is not the well known song. 
  • You and I - posibly Ning 

  • Bila rindu ku sebut nama mmu –Siti faiurz
  • Cinta kasih ku Rika Melia (dangdut writen by Evie Tamala)
  • Jangan kau hancurkan /Di renjisrenjis ( 80s version of trad) Shidee
  • Keresahan Sharifah
  • Selandang rindu-Rohayu Majid
  • Tiap waktu terluang -Kazar (as melody)

  • Asyik/ Sufi/Mimpi dalam mimpi/Seribu bayangan (Damasutra  ) 
  • Biarputih tulang-Dinamik~
  • Cinta mekar dihati /cinta sewangi kasih/sendiri/jemu -M.A.Y (not exactly but are my favs)
  • Izabela -Search  (the best and evergreen Malay ballad)
  • Kau yang brenama seri-Handy Black
  • Kelaurga bahagia -saujana (nasyid)
  • Kepadamu kekasih hati-Sting 
  • Matahari ku -Amuk 
  • NIna Karina /pergi/puteri Nastasea -Mega
  • Panawar rindu 'by' Buterfly (the only version I like. Orig is folky)
  • Pasrah -various singers 
  • Sampai hati -Ameng
  • Sinambungan cinta /kausalju cita Gravity my wife's bst
  • terperangkan dalam siranan /sentuhan cinta Hanafie Warren
  • Zakiah and Nurani by Kristal (zakiah is folky) 

 songs  in blue  not available in the net 

Special  notices:
  • Known internationally singers by time : Dato Shake , Sheila Majid (jazz),  ,Anita  Sarawak,  Sudirman, Siti Nurhaliza, Anggun (Indo) recently French singer, Sheila Amzah (in  China)  and Yuna.  
  • Cintaku hanyut dilautan sepi /Ramlah Ram :my first connection  to malay music on 89-90 that time as 'emobomb'.Others of the time were nyanyian sepasang hati,rantau abang  and many nonIDed. My third  life's musical  mark point. But still Ram  is my fav singer.MOre on my book 25[+] years Malaysia.
  • Lek Mayang :I can describe it  as the song of death and call of spirits.Used mainly for dancing shows.  Ella 's  rock version is  very impressive and cinematic.Also Cromoc's metal  vesions (two  versions) are  very good.Refers to an old tale.Please google  for more on the story.
*Dessy  Fitri ,an Indo, is excellent on singing  Whitney with her soft voice  . She sung also the 'greatest love of all"   . . Song "Bukan.."  is uplifted from  F.Latiff's  original to Toni Braxton's 'un-break my heart' song  rythm  and style. "Bukan.." cannot be found in the net.

Tuesday, November 7, 2017

Κριτικες ελληινικών ταινιών (συγκεντρωτικά) new post

Με ηλεκτρονική μετατροπη κεμενου από το greeklish net  |Γραφεται σε μηχανημα με greeklish

Ενας κοντος θα μας σωσει : Με τον ριζ και την γυναικα του στην ιδια υεση ,μετρια ταινια με το ριζο σε ρολο ταξιτζη ναμπλεκει στα γραναζια της τηλεορασης και να γινεται θελοπτικος αστερας. λιγα τα μυνηματα της ταινιας που μοιαζει περισοτερο σαν τανια του 80 παρα του 70.

κοινος παρονομαστης /απο ετερος εγω
Μια πραγματικα λιαν αξιόλογη ταινια ηθοπλασιας  . Αν και μοιαζει με υεατρικη παρασταση γυρισμενη σε ενα συνγκμριμενο σημειο η συζητηση ειναι ακρως  ανδιαφερουσαν και επικοδομητικη πανω στις σχσεις των δυο φιλων και με παρα πολλα ηυικα μυνηματα . σαν ενας αισχυυλος ηεω εποχης μας. Η 'δραση' καυοριζεται μεσα απο τα ιδια τα κειμενα που τελικως ειναι 'κακως κειμενα' της εποχης μας που εγινε μπου....
Παραδειμα προ μιμηση  Ο κινηματογραφος μας υα ηταν πολυ καλυτερος αν εβγαιναν  τετοιες ταινιες Φιλε μου σε συγχαιρω.9.5/10

Η ροζα της σμυρνης
μεσα στηνπαρακμη της εβδομη τεχψνης  η ταινια  επιπλεει . ΟΜορφα κειμενα πολυ ωραια φωτογραφια  κα προσεγμενοι ρολοι ,μια αληυοφανης  δραματικη ιστορια με μενημες που ποναν απο την εποχη του ολοκαυτωματος συνδιασμενη με ομορφα τραγουδια της αλεξιου χαμηλης ταχυτητας και εναν επιυετικο στην αρχη βασικο χαρακτηρα που προς το τελος μαλακωνει αρκετα και ενα ιδιαιτερα συγκηνητικο τελος που μαλλον  υυμιζει σαπουνοπερα του παρελυοντος
Αξιζει ομως  ενα μπραβο στον παραγωγο και τους περισοτερους συντελεστες για την σχεδον αρτια παραγωγη. Verdict 4/5

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Πολυ ομορφη ταινια  . με κοιμησε σχεδον αμεσως!

Ο θησαυρός
η ταινια ειναι  βασισμενη  πανω στην παλια ταινια και απεχει απο αυτην οσο απεχει και το  "ζητειται ψευτης" .Αρκετα συνευτη ιστορια  οσο και το ' νησος 2' Παρα πολυ σαρκαστικο χιουμορ  του μαρκιδη με πολλες ατακες λιγο προφανιτυ λεβελ  την στικουδη σε ρολο  χαμογελαστης  γλαστρας που το διασκεδαζει και τους Κωνσταντινιδου Γιαννοπουλο και Χαικαλη με καλη υποκτριτικη  ενω οι υπολοιποι   παιζουν μαλλον ατσαλα και οπως στις αλλες του ταινιες υπηρχε  ενας ...μαλακας (Μπουρδουμης) και ενας ... αγριος !
Ταινια παντως για να περασεις την ωρα σου  και μετα να το ξεχασεις και να ακουσεις μερικες  ατακες της εποχης οπως " αδικαιολόγητος' απο την γνωστη διαφημηση [λογω Γιανοπουλου] Η πιο αστεια σκηνη ηταν του ...φαρ ωεστ [γιανοπουλος -Κωνσταντινιδου  που πετουσαν εγγραφα αντι σφαιρες ]!
Μερικες ακομη αστειες  ατακες :  ενα κιλο πενηντα ευρω , τι ειν η τζοκοντα τι ειν το ζουμι της , αραζω- αρα ζω !
Διαλογοι με αρκετη δοση υπερβολης αλλα οχι σε ολοκληρη την ταινια
2.5/5 καμια συγκριση η σχεση με την παλια αλλλα βλεπεται ευχαριστα .Και σιγουρα οχι του πιοτικου κινηματογραφου.

ενα ρεσιταλ παραλογισμου βωμολοχιας και απεραντης  υπερβολης [σουρραλιστικο σεναριο σαν να ηταν   γραμμενο απο παιδι ] . Πολυ βαρετη Αναγκαστηκα  να προχβρω το βιντεο γιατι σε πολλα σημεια δεν αντεχοταν  οι επαναληψεις των μονολογων . Ολοι βγαλαν τα απωυημενα τους σε αυτην την αυλια τανια Ασχετα αν υπηρχαν αρκετα υεματα υπο αναλυση. Ο τροπος παρουσιασης τα σκοτωσε .Εχω υποψη μια οικογενεια που βρισκεται στην ιδια κατασταση με την ταινια. Η ταινια ομως ξεπερναει κατα πολλου τα ορια  με εντελως αφυσικο  Χωρις τις υπερβολες η διαρκεια της ταινιας  υα ηταν λιγο  μεγαλυτερη  απο το μισο. 
Υποτιυεται  του.. πιοτικου κινηματογραφου !!!1/5

Μοντερνοι γλεντζεδες: Μια ταινια του 71 με τον Σταυριδη και τον Τζανετακο >Μπροστατσις κλασσικες δεν λεει κι απολλα αλλα προσφερει λιγο γελιο και ενα ηυικο μυνημα  για το πως μπορεις να κανεις το παιδι σου να γινει εργατικο.
Ρατινγ 3/5

μαζι τα φαγαμε
Ενα ακομη ρεμεικ μιας παλιας ταινιας  αυτη την φορα 'η κυρια του κυριου' που δυστυχως δεν θυμάμαι καλα Υπερβολικη δοση  χουμορ που στο τελος κατανταει γελοιο οπως και η φιλοσοφια της ταινια που ξεχυλυζει απο εξυπνακίστικες ατακες. Η μαλφα  αν και καλη κανει σαν υστερικια και μετατρεπεται σε θεατρινικοτητα . ΟΙ δε υπολοιποι  μιαζουν σαν να βλεπεις μικυ μαους! Ο  νικολαιδης στον ρολο του ...πλεον μαλακα ! ΟΙ δε  εικονες των 'πεθαμένων' θείων  αλλλα  ο Freeman  ειναι το  απιστευτο κερασακι σθη   τουρτα..
Δειγμα θα παρακμης  της εποχης μας με υπερβολικο  τροπο παρολο που σε μερικα εχει δικιο (τα τια παιδια  που καυοντα παιζοντας στο κιηνητο τους χωρις να μιλαν/ η κορη υα επεστρεφε οταν ακουσε ενα απιστευτο  ιντερνετ για το σπιτι δειγμα της εξαρτισης των νεων απο την τεχνολογια  )
Λιγο πιο αληθοφάνεια δεν υα εβλαπτε ρε παιδια... Μειωστε  τις υπερβολες!!!Ειναι σιγουρο οτι ετσι γινονται οι μιζες?
Βεστ qυοτε: αυτα τα greeklish καινε τα μιαλα ..
Βοτινγ: 2/5  τα ηυικα ζητηματα  χαντακονωνται καλα μεσα στο σηριαλ...Ο μαρκιδης ηυελε να πει πολλα μεσα σε μιαμιση ωρα αν και αρκετα ατσαλα.

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Να και μια ταινια τοσο τραβηγμενη που κατανταει υεατρο του παραλογου . Χαλια υπουεση ,ενας συνεχης πανικος με γρηγορο παψινγ και σασπενς  μετρια κειμενα και συνεχη υεατρινισμο απο ολους σχεδον τους ρολους κα μια βεντετα που κρατουσε απο παλια Ο δε σφηνος πιο γκαγκα  απο ποτε με σφηνες   που κρατουσε  οτο κλειδι του ...απροσδοκητου
το συνεχες  σασπενς μετετρτεψε  την ταινια σε ψηχολογικο υριλερ  πες καλυτερα ψυχοπλακωμα.  δεν γελασα καυολου. Σαν τα ανεκδοτα του αρβυλα !Voting -1/5

Παμε για καφε  με τον Ψαλτη και τον  Παντζα  : τανια εποχηω των βιοδεοψλυβ με πολλες ατακες κουφο σεναριο και πολλα γαγς συνοδευομενο απο το γνωστο τραγουδι εποχης του Σερεμετη  με τον ομωνυμο τιτλο. Ο Παντζας  αντικαυιστα τον πλουσιο σωσια του ενα επιχειρηματια Voting 2/5

Ετερος εγω
Δεν θα μπορουσα με τιποτα να αγνοησω αυτην την θαυμάσια ταινια. Πολυ ομορφο πρωτοτυπο σεναριο με νοημα επιπεδου Μπεκα μια περιπλοκη φορμυλα  δολοφονιων και πολυ μυστηριο. Η ταινια ειναι πολυ αξιολογη οψω και ο βαυια συναισυηματικος  και προβληματισμενος  Δαρακαριδης  Κριμα που ο σκηνουετης την αφησε ελευυερη στο πλατυ κοινο -αναφερομαι αν και κατα ποσο υα κερδισει   οικονομικα ωφελη απο το youtube.
5/5 Μια απο τις λιγες πραγματικα αξιολογες  προσπαυειες που δεν ξεχνιουνται.

Κλεαρχος Μαρινα και κοντος /15
Μια ακομη πειραγμενη ταινια του παρελθόντος με αφυονο γελιο . Ισως και ο τσιφορος να το διασκεδαζε αν ζουσε σημερα μετα απο περιπου 60 χρονια αν την επαιρνε αψηφιστα. Την ταινια  την ειδα στο σταρ  που το ειχε πρωτη προβολη παρολο που στον Αντεννα  ειχε παιχτει τουλαχιστον 2 φορες .Παρεπιπτοντως δεν υυμαμαι να ειχα δει την παλια ταινια.Για λογους κριτικης και μονο  την   ειδα μερικες μερες μετα  σε ενα σιτε. 
Παρατηρηση οτι,  οι τοπουεσιες ειχαν  αλλαξει παρα το κειμενο.  Η υποτιθέμενη Αθήνα εγινε Θεσσαλονίκη τα καμένα βούρλα με τα ιαματικα νερα  εγιναν ...Κωνσταντινούπολη (!το πιο αστοχο ) ο κοντος Ριζος  εγινε Τσιμιτσελης με το επωνυμο ... Κοντος (! χαχα) και ο δικηγορος εγιναν δυο  αφύσικοι ....'αποφυτοι' δικηγόροι 'του Δρομοκαιτιου' αναφεροντας σε ενα θείο που ειχε ζησει στην  Κινα (αντι στην να Αφρικη)!!! Οι ατακες στου παρελθόντος και τα κειμενα δεν εχουν αλλαξει ιδιαιτερα
Επίσης απο πλευρας ηθοποιών η κλασσικη συνταγη. Γνωστοι  ηθοποιοί  με εισπρακτικες επιτυχιες και μετριους ρολους .
Σεναριακα το πρωτο μερος πιο  κοντα στο πρωτοτυπο σε σχεση με το  δευτερο οταν  οι γυναικες τους πηγαν να τους βρουν στην Πολη
Και  μια διαμαρτυρια. Ενω η Φινος Φιλμ υετει την ταινια  σαν καταλληλη με ποια δικαιολογια το Σταρ την βαζει με τριγωνο;

Ratings :
Tainia 4/5  apo pleyras geliou , to arxiko senario swzei thn katastash
Plot 3/5
Huopoioi 2/5

Ζητείται ψεύτης v2010 vs V60s

Μια λίαν αξόλογη ταινία όχι μονο με χιούμορ αλλα και αρκετόδραμα .Έξυπνη προσαρμογή  της παλιάς ταινίας στην σύγχρονη πραγματικότητα με πιο συνθετη δομή που καταλήγει  σε διαφορετικό και πιο πολύπλοκο σενάριο. Η έννοια του based on.

Μια ταινία που έχω δει δυο φορες κα θα την έβλεπα "εχαριστως" και αρκετές ακόμη φορες . Να μη αναφέρω ότι την θεωρώ καλύτερη από την παλιότερη.Στην παλιότερη  ταινία  οι  χαρακτήρες  ήταν πιο δισδιάστατοι.

Κριτικές μεταξύ χαρακτήρων:
Ο "παπασπηλιοπουλος" πιο εκδηλωτικός από τον θεατρικό Ηλιόπουλο Μην ξεχνάμε ότι στο τέλος προστατεύει το αφεντικό του και εδώ αλλάζει ριζικά το σενάριο 10/8. Αυτή η ταινία ίσως αναπροσδιορίζει το μέλλον του σαν ηθοποιός που ταλαντεύεται  μεταξύ κωμωδίας  και δράματος χωρίς να χάνει το κέφι  του στο τελος  της ταινίας  , επιφυλάσσοντας ένα twist στην σύγκρουση με την την γυναικας  του  αφεντικού του σε σχέση με το παλιό.  Ο κορυφαίος ρόλος της ταινίας.
Ο 'φιλαράκος' μου είναι ικανοπoiητικοτατος όπως στην σειρά "στον αέρα" με έξυπνο χιούμορ .ο Ζερβός πιο κυριλέ.8/8
Ο "Δαδακαριδης" ίσως λίγο υπερβολικός (Ο Βέγγος έχει περισοτερο αέρα  ) 6/7
Η ξανθιά συμπάθεια μου ατονεί πολύ σε σχέση με την Κυριάκου αν και δείχνει λίγο πιο πονηρή  .Παίζει σαν να βαριέται Η κυρια Ανά ήταν πιο  εκφραστική  5/8
Ο Ορκόπουλος  σε μικρό ρολο κεμπαρης  όπως και στο Σόι.   Ο παλιός σχεδόν το ίδιο. 7/7
Ιατρόπουλος και σία: περισσότερο βγάζουν γέλιο παρα παριστανουν τους κακούς!  6
Σε αντίθεση ο Σακελαρίου είναι το μεγάλο μούτρο  7
Συμπέρασμα: 9/7.5 (νέα /παλιά Συναισθηματικό  rating  που βασίζεται κυρίως στην πλοκή και λιγότερο  στο παίξιμο των ρολων )

Η γεύση της αγάπης  by Lacta

Μια ταινία  της Lacta"  με δευτερευον μέρος  την σοκολάτα και το αίσθημα της  αγάπης  .Ένας άντρας μετά από μια μεγάλη ερωτική απογοήτευση απομακρύνεται από έρωτες  και ζει κυρίως για την δουλειά του μακριά από την χωρα. Κάπου στο 2038 Οι φίλοι του του χαρίζουν ένα ρομπότ γυναικα. Κατά λάθος   το ρομπότ αναβαθμίζεται  αποκτώντας τεχνητά συναισθήματα και κάνει τον ιδιοκτητη   του έξαλλο. Το ρομπότ   του δείχνει  μια σοκολάτα και ζητάει να μάθει  τι είναι η αγάπη.Η ταινία μετά εξελίσσεται   πίσω μπρός χρονικά στο 18-38 μέχρι που..   .δείτε  το στο youtube

Μια από τις πιο ώριμες και γλυκές παραγωγές της Lacta όπου τίθονται μερικά  ερωτήματα.Ένα μικρό αριστούργημα για το  σημερινό επίπεδο των  ελληνικών ταινιών .Ιδαίτερα  συγκινητική. Τεχνικά  πολύ προσεγμένη με
 1 στους 20 θεατές  του Youtube  είναι αρνητικοί. Τα περισσότερα σχόλια είναι θετικά .Οι ηθοποιοί παίζουν πολύ καλά όπως και ο Μουρατίδης.Πολύ καλά σκηνικά  όπως και διάλογοι.

Αρκετοί φίλοι μου εντυπωσιάστηκαν  με την ταινία ακόμη και ένας δύσκολος 'κριτής' που δεν βλέπει αισθηματικές ταινίες.Η γυναικα μου όμως αρνείται "πεισμωτικα" .Προτιμά τις λατινοαμερικανικές σαπουνόπερες!


Ο θεός ήταν μάγειρας!
Χωρίς να την θεωρώ  κωμωδία οι έξυπνες αστείες  ατάκες με κάναν και γέλασα αρκετά.Όταν  ένας πολύ ικανό άτομο στον τομέα του μπλέκει σε λάθος  κατεύθυνση  .. Δείτε και θα καταλάβετε!

Ενας  άλλος κοσμος
Μια πολύ ομορφη ιστορία αγάπης με μερικές  ακρότητες όπως κάποιος την χαρακτηρισε στο youtube: οι  επιδρομές τύπου κουκλουξκλαν  η χρυσαυγης  χτυπώντας  μετανάστες ,μια απρόσμενη εξέλιξη   σε ένα typical  greek lover story, και μια συναισθηματική σχέση μιας πενηντάρας με έναν Γερμανό στην σημερινή Ελλάδα .Σκηνοθεσια κλπ Παπακαλιάτη  με λίγο sex αλλα άρτιο κινηματογραφικό αποτέλεσμα 8/10
Το ερώτημα  είναι  ένα δηλαδη το ότι δειχνει την πραγματικότητα ωμή a la  vice , πρεπει να σκοτώνει την ποιότητα της ταινίας;αυτα δηλαδη δεν συμβαινουν;  ΄Πςς θα ένιωθε κάποιος γονεας  αν του συναιβενε βαινε να σκοτωθεί ο μετανάστης γιος του σε μια άλλη χωρα΄από ττοθς αντιστοίχους  χρυσαυγιτες;
Προσοχη: ¨δεν ειμαι  αριστεροοςγιανα  εκφρασω τετοια αποψη αλλα  μπαινω στην θεση και των  αλλων που εχασαν  την πατριδα τουσ εξ ατιας ενος πολεμου > και μιλαω για τους σωστους οχι για τους εγκληματιες που υπαρχουν παντου .. Δυστυχώς ως συνήθως μέσα στους κακους χάνονται και οι καλοί.

Gay αλβανός πιτσιρίκος  μέσα σε ένα επικίνδυνο οδοιπορικό  προσπαθεί να βρει τον πατέρα του .Γραμμένο από έναν δηλωμένο gay

Μη φύγεις
"πολυκαλη" tania  με υπογραφή  του Λαζόπουλου σε ένα μέρος που δούλεψα για ένα  φεγγάρι . Το μητικό της τανείας φαίνεται στο τέλος. "εξηυπνη" ιδέα  όπως και το νόημα της ζωής 'Σταματα να βλέπεις  το γκρι παρελθόν σου κοίτα  το άσπρο μέλλον σου  '

Η ταινία  ξεκινα σαν μια  "υπεραπαργαγωγη" μυστικών υπηρεσιών Αμέσως μετά μετατρέπεται σε μια πολύ χαλαρή ιστορία αστείων καταστάσεων σε ένα μέρος κάπου κοντά στην Πάφο όπου πάρχει ένα περίεργο κρατικό μυστικό  που "κανειες" δεν πρέπει να μάθει.Ώσπου ξαφνικά μια σειρά  μεταφυσικών στοιχειων από ένα άτομο που δεν το περίμενες κάνει την ανατροπή   Ταινία ασύνδετη που  δεν βγάζεις νόημα ιδιατέρα στο τέλος που όλοι χορεύουν  !
Τελικά δεν κατάλαβα τι εννοούσε ο ποιητής...

Αχ  αυτή η γυναικα μου

Μια κλασσική ξεκαρδιστική ταινία του Τσιφόρου  με άφθονο γέλιο έξυπνο  σενάριο  και ορισμένες αξέχαστες  σκηνές που σε κάνουν να σείεσαι από τα γέλια. Ταινία που όσες φορες κα να τις δεις δεν θα την  χορτάσεις Η Σαπφώ Νοταρά  με ατάκες που άφησαν εποχή (εδώ γίνονται Σόδομα και Γόμορρα)    και Αλίκη  σε μια πανέξυπνη Ούρσουλα  με  έναν ζηλιάρη σύζυγο.  Ο Τσιφόρος είναι πάντα μεγάλη εγγύηση  και ένας από τους καλύτερους Έλληνες σεναριογράφους 4/5


Ο ποδόγυρος  2/5

Ότι "8υμαμαι" από παλιά . Ένας τύπος (Κάποιος )ήτνα έτοιμος να "αυτοκτομησει" και η Έλενα Η  τον πήρε συνέντευξη Όταν στο τέλος είπε ότι ουέι a ζήσει τότε τα .....τεζάρισε Μια  μέτρια και αρκετά "κρυοκολη" ταινία σάτιρας  της εποχής του 80. 

Χτυποκάρδια στο θράνιο 4/5

Από τα πανέξυπνα αν και απλά σενάρια  της παλιάς καλής εποχής του τεραστιου Αλέκου Σακελαρίου βασισμένο σε σε κωμικές παραξηγήσεις και ένα θαυμάσιο sook .  Ταινία που άφησε εποχή και πολλές καλε ατάκες όπως ναυσικά  το μάλιστα και την αστεία αν όχι γελοία έκφραση του  με το στιχάκι  από το "αγάπη μου αγάπη μου" του Shah Αντί, η όπως αλλιώς  λέγεται Ο ψηλός ξέρει καλά να αυτό-μαστιγώνεται ...

Η κοροϊδάρα 3.5 /5

Από τις μέτριες ταινίες το παλιού "ελληνικου" κινηματογράφου με τον Ηλιόπουλο στον "ρολοτου" χαζού λογιστή αλλα αγίου διαχειριστή ενός "εργοστασιου " που δεν ξέρει καθόλου από γυναίκες . Μια κόρη της παντρειάς  που γουστάρει  διασκέδαση και ένα απατεώνα . Το  γκομενιάρης   αφεντικό και πατέρας της μικρής  μετά από πολλές ατυχες κρούσεις του υπαλληλου του, του δίνει μέρικς φωτογραφίες μιας γνωστη ηθοποιού (Κουράκου) ότι τάχα είχε σχέση με άψητη . Θα καταφέρει  ο υπάλληλος να  "ριεξι" την κόρη Πολύ προβλεπομενη ταινία αν και με άφθονο γέλιο

Ο καραφλός μαθητής 3/5

Ο Βέγγος σε μια ιδιατέρα αστεία και ανατρεπτική ταινία. Γονέας πια  δεν είχε το απαραίτητο απολυτήριο γυμνασίου  και "αναγακαστηκε" να επιστρέψει ξανά στο σχολειό μαζί με τον γιο του κα να κάνει για ακόμη μια φορα τον ρολο του θύματος και του σχεδόν κουμπούρα ενώ  σχεδόν όλοι οι καθηγητές τον έχουν για  τις μπάτσες Ταινία του 80


Στα καλα καθουμενα
Με ητην συμπαθεστατη μου ζετα μακρυπουλια . Μια  ευχάριστη ταινια με εξυπνο σεναριο αν και ολιγον τι σουεραλ με πολύ καλο τον Παπασπηλιοπουλο  και σε ρολο τρελλης την  παπαχαραλαμπουςΜΙα σσχτικα   ευθεια χιουμοριστικη ταινια  χωρις πολλες απαιτησεις απο τη πλευρα των ηθοποιων περιποθ σαν το ν παλιο  ελληινικο σινεμα



Οι γαμπροί της ευτυχίας  62 & 14 

Η ταινία αυτή  βασίζεται σε σενάριο του Τσιφόρου και είναι  μια ξεκαρδιστική κωμωδία  Έτυχε πρόσφατα να δω και τις δυο με διαφορά μιας μέρας με πρωταρχικό στόχο να κάνω συγκρίσεις  μεταξύ των δυο version και πραγματικά , και οι δυο δεν παίζονταν !
Η ιστορία και  στις δυο  περιπτώσεις  ήταν σχεδόν ίδια (σχεδόν όμοιο κείμενο ) με μερικές μικρές διαφορές μεταξύ τους :
Στην  καινούρια ταινία αναφέρεται  ένα μικρό background  πριν  την πρώτη γνωριμία . στην παλιότερη ταινία αναφέρονταν ότι τα χρήματα που κέρδιζε  η Ευτυχία (κάπου 200.000 σε έγγραφα δημοσίου  ) ήταν  για την ανιψιά της , στην καινούρια ταινία  τα χρήματα αναφέρονταν στην ιδία  και η οποία   σπατάλησε αρκετά . (από 2 εκ ευρώ  ) αγοραζοντας μέχρι και κότερο! Αφαιρώντας τα ευτράπελα της παραγωγής   

Anyway μια σύντομη κριτική για τους ηθοποιούς
  • Βασιλειάδου /Ρωπα  ¨ σχεδόν το ίδιο  (50/50 )
  • Ριζος /Ευρυπιωτης  45/55  (πιο σοβαρός από τον Ριζο )
  • Λάζου / Μαλφα 50/50
  • Αυλωνιτης / Αποστολάκης 70/30 (ο Αποστολακης μου φαίνεται πολύ άτσαλος )
  • Τσιτσοπουλος / Τσιμιτσελης 40/40 (και οι δυο παίζουν ένα άχαρο ρόλο )
Βαθμολογία  9 καις τις δυο περιπτώσεις

Το φιλί της ζωής  (2007)

Την ταινια την παρακολούθησα σε ένα τηλεοπτικό κανάλι .
Ταινία με εντυπωσιακά τοπία γυρισμένα στην Σίφνο και με μια ιστορία σχετικά απλή και με έναν απρόσμενο έρωτα  που άλλαξε την εξέλιξη μιας δολοφονίας

 Μια ελαφρώς δραματική ταινία μυστηρίου με αρκετά ευτράπελα και ένα σχετικά άτονο σασπένς παιγμένο με συγκινησιακά στοιχεία στο τέλος της ταινίας
τα ευτράπελα σε συνδυασμό με γνωστούς κωμικούς της σύγχρονης εποχής όπως Ζουγανέλης Μπουλάς και ένας πολύ cool  Θέμος

 Βαθμολογία 4/5

Πέμπτη και 12
Με τον Θανάση Τσαλταμπαση. Μια πολύ ευχάριστη ταινία  του κατά τα άλλα που συμπαθούς σε εμένα πρωταγωνιστή και σκηνοθέτη  Θανάση με μία πολύ ενδιαφέρουσα ελαφρώς μεταφυσική ιστορία με αρκετό χιούμορ χωρίς να είναι  κωμωδία Τουλάχιστον εγώ δεν την θεωρώ κωμωδία που σημαίνει για μένα πολύ γέλιο.  Κοντά στο πλαίσιο του παλιού  καλού κινηματογράφου και μια όντως αρκετά καλή παραγωγή
Όλοι παίζουν καλά εκτός  από  που τον Βλαδίμηρο Τον  θεωρώ πολύ βαρύ  για τον χαρακτήρα του σε αυτή την ταινία Όμως τα ανέκδοτα του Γαλιτη είναι πολύ χάλια. Ποιο χάλια δεν γίνεται

Σχολη για σοφερίνες 

Μια παλιά ελληνική ταινία με τον Βέγγο και άφθονο γέλιο . Παίχτηκε στο Σκάει  για την ημερα  του θανάτου  του Μπάρκουλη. μια ταινία γεμάτη ατάκες κυρίως από τον "αξιολάτρευτο  και απίθανο  Βέγγο. αυτά που με έκαναν μεγάλη εντύπωση ήταν  η αστεία  οδήγηση όταν ο βέγγος ανέβηκε αλλα χιώτικα  στους ωμους του  οδηγού ενός  μονοποδηλατου αλλα  και το πρωτότυπο   κλέψιμο του γαμπρού! Ο Ζανίνο έπαιζε  έναν πολύ κρύο ρολο (αν και πάντα  ήταν "κρύος" σε όσες ταινίες έπαιζε ) και οι τύψεις του Βέγγου που νόμιζε ότι τον σκότωσε, ήταν πολύ αστείες σε βαθμό απολυτου γέλωτος

Ο τελευταίος άντρας! 

Τελικά ποιος είναι ο τελυταίος άντρας ; Προφανώς  ο παραδοσιακός  ανατολίτης άντρας. Μια καυστική πλευρά  στρόι άκρατο φεμινισμό όπως και στον άκρατο ανατολίτη. Ένας Βουτσάς να τον κλέη οι... ρέγγες  !! που φτάνει μέχρι στα όρια του γελοίου. Μια απλοϊκή και επιφανειακή  ιστορία "περισοστερο" ga να γελάς όπως και οι περισσότερες της εποχής παρα να κανεις κριτική.

Ο μαγκούφης 

Μια χαρούμενη ιστορία με ευχάριστο σενάριο από τον πολύ παλιό καλο ελληνικό κινηματογράφο Σε μερικά σημεία στη αρχή  με θύμισε τον skroutz του dickens. Ο Φωτόπουλος στο ρολο του μαγκούφη αρνιόταν  να δεχτεί πρόταση  να παντρευτεί ώσπου μια όμορφη κοπέλα του έκανε 'κλικ' στην καρδια Όταν όμως έμαθε την συνωμοσία που έπαιξαν σε βάρος του τότε τα πήρε στο κρανίο αν και τελικά  η καρδια του έλεγε αλλα. Η Μάρθα Βούρτση  σε ένα ρολο όχι τόσο κοντά σε ρόλους που την έχουμε συνηθίσει.


Ο τρελός της πλατείας αγαμων 

Ο Γκιωνάκης σε μια ξεκαρδιστική κωμωδία με ένα λευκό γάμο που το τέλος  εξελίχτηκε σε ένα μαφιόζικο κόλπο του θείου του . Ο μπάρμπα Γιώργης και η Νέζερ σε έξυπνους ρόλους.


Tzoum "ταρατατζουμ" 

Μια κωμική ταινία του James Paris που θυμίζει αρκετά  την ιστορία  Ιππείς του Αριστοφάνη με αρκετά 'σύγχρονα στοιχεια (της εποχής του 80 και ίσως πιο πριν )  Πολλά  ευτράπελα που θυμίζουν μάλλον βέγγο να τρέχει και αριστερή φρασεολογία 3/5

Γύφτικη κομπανία με τον Ταμτάκο για μαϊμούδες. 

Παρόλο που η ώρα ήταν αρκετά περασμένη   (το είδα στο E,  είχαν περάσει μεσάνυκτα) παρέμεινα βλέποντας  την ταινία για να dew που θα καταλήγει και τίποτα περισσότερο .
Ο Ταμτάκος είναι ένας χαζών γύφτος και έχει ένα μεγάλο  ταλέντο  : την φωνή του. Ένας  μουσικός manager  τον προτείνει να τραγουδήσει. Ο Ταμτάκος   βρίσκει την παλιά του παρέα ηλιθίων και ξαναφτιάχνουνε το συγκρότημα και τραγουδάν τι άλλο σκυλάδικα (Ο Θεός  να τα κάνει τραγούδια δηλαδή)   , Το συγκρότημα σημειώνει τέτοια επιτυχία που τραγούδησε μέχρι και στο ....μέγαρο!!  (πολύ χοντροκομμένο το βρίσκω)
Τα  κείμενα  είναι χαλια όπως και οι μισοί να τους κανεις ηθοποιούς. Το plot κάπως ξεχωρίζει καθώς έχει μια ενδιαφέρουσα πλοκή. "αλκομη" και ο πιο σοβαρός  σε άλλες ταινίες του είδους  ο Μάρκος Λεζές  που ραζή τον ρολο του δικηγόρου είναι για σφαλιάρες και ο Λευτερης Μελέτης  είναι τα μαύρα μου τα χαλια - κάνει τον  καθυστερημένο αν και είναι λίγο πιο αίγειρος απότον Ταμτάκο ! . Ο Ρίζος παίζει με βάση το γνωστό του στυλ  ,  Ο  Γκιωνάκης   είναι χαλια.Η sexy Μαρία Κώνστα  η συμπρωταγωνίστρια είναι ο μονος σοβαρός ρόλος  της ταινίας . Η ερωτική ανταγωνίστρια της Μηνα Aντουλακη μοιάζει σαν άχαρο ...παγόβουνο   ).  1/5

Nongreek movie reviews -new post /giga size

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The movies below have been aired in various TV channels namely Star TV avd Epsilon whichis the newcomer in after prime time zome , with greek  subtitles. 

Sabotage: Arnold  in a nonstop  action movie with more than necesary  blood and a mystery theme>Wo really stole the money from the drug companies.  the mvie was quite boring afeter sometime

Last Vegas Many well known actors in a  'hangover' movie for the elderlies. Humorous withmany funny quotes and some intersting action untill .... see the movie !I an enjoyed much watchiung it

Siege: Very intereting  story that describes nearly what has happened nearly after 14 year with the hits in Europe frpom  the Oslamic fundementalists. it is quite predictabe in the meaning  that the cores of hitting  are prederernimed though inthe today's realaity it is not! Dialogues overwhelm the action in the movie

Jarhead  3 : a movie  tyhat seems having only pyisical effects  in the today's movie standards.a locla US embassy  is inaded by a local Qiada troop.  The movie is very realistic and has lots of agony and action. 4/5

Confessions of a criminal mind ?Ihav seen the movie without listning to the audioand always being a bit diversed into listning smething diferent . The movie is rather indiferent  to me with some humor and drama together , a readl story as noticed , that shows on how a killer was also a breakthreough person of the trash TV in America. its humor is the typical style  of  Clooney

The day the earth stood still : Lotsd of mdeium level  CGI   in a mve that  seems good but not so good coampring to anote rmovie of the same time wit the same  subject. Keanu reeves is not so convincing   nither the  story itself

Fast and furious 6 : Great movie with great effects. Seen the last  45 mins  . that's enough 4/5

Demolition man : it can be better  called  'two crazies abd a paranoid' . This Stalone  movie is great.A great dose of humor and  violence from the start till its end. I was fully enjjoyed for xtth time watciung it in the greek TV with the same  ensthusiasm when i foirst shown it 25+ years ago . The most imporant laugh was the cultural  schock of John Spartan  ard 35 years after and the  funniest of all of him... knitting ! Even Phoenix the  funny blackie with blonde hair and enjoying his time using funny languge killing people.

Sleeping with others : i cant think onhow  this mivie is done or amde . Is it posible ? A romcom with two hetero frinds  who  started haviung  their first  ever sexual afair   then leaving the one othe other  free while always being as  frinds and a few years later understoond  that they ever were.... bonded by  love! No sex only friends as an old adage says. 

3 days to kill :Drama and action movie together.. Mixin killiing business and family asking his victims  for family help. This yealds to a funny  story with lots of internal conflict to the main character.Obviously the end is predictable but the story is goood enough .

Spy : A very funny spy movie with a quite snart to be femle spy.  Statham seems  raher idiot but Melissa  was Ok> Juse low was the twosisded  bad guy. This  another movie with two crazy  poiicewomen featuring sandra bullock into very humorou scenes and nasty  wording  .

KIngsman /Secret : A  Bond style movies with lots of humor adn craziness and with  extreme if not senseless unreal violence and a lot of waekward  conditions Even the idea ad the plotseems  quite awkward. espvially of cases of otal crazyness happened after  a implanted chip in the neck  .  Too english humor

Uni soldier: Regenaration : very violent  movie with JCVdamme. Van Damme has to  cope against a unsensinge  humanoid beast  ie cyborg that has very high  powers  programmed to be a killing machine.The limitd presence of Lundgren  gies a short  funny note in the film asking for his reality that does not add anything to the plot . Anyway the movie is a presence of a invulneravble cyborg conitinuousl faighting aiganst  soldeirs adn othe older tech cyborgs .The mvie ca get you into craze due to the nature of the extreme  violence .

Renideer games: this movie  roughly reminds me  'pulp fiction' movie. Ben afflek seems the good by of the story who is involved into a lhsteia with other peoplee from the jail for their last trick a  colpo grosso . Mostly a drama move with sad end. though it i suposed as B movie it has a intereting plot with tweits  in the end .

The quest: it was imressive that JCVan Damme was making in nearly the full this movie .Actor  director and  more .A verynice moviw withlots of acton without being violent flmed in any parts of the world with nearly the  half in Thailand(?)nads posoby the last movie of Roger Moore .


An afro    version of NCIS Quite intereting Nothing more 

300  The rise of a empire 
I was impressed with this movie . A movie full of CGI from the start to the end , lyricist wording in some ot its parts and more normal with in cratures than the original mevie  
BUt also :ultraviolent and very cruel , The greeks are shown very  violent there that is not true. The movie is based  on acomic hence the  very dark colours 
xerxes is really as like a puppet  Unknoiwn if atremisia is a real personor just a basic role in the movie > I m sure that parts of the movie are historically untruejust a the orignal writer thoght 
Anyway you cant expct to learn histoiry from  such  movies ! 
3.5/5 graphics 5/5 

'Major movie star' o better  "barbie the soldier "
Seen this movie for secind time in TV after a very long time . The movie is very funny from the start full of gaffs from the main artist in the sats  who as predictably takes the pass as the paid  soldier while finding the meaning of her life. Iwa s really LOLe hard  till the 2/3ths of the movie  that comes into a more serious way though the remain still had some  funy instances. All actors play well .Th emost impressive scene was the time her  girlfrinds  checked the leters bad  eat chocolate as like it was ..penis ! Anyway too american movie with some good mesage.

John Wick withi Keeanu Reeves aired 24.5 the TV channel  statred  usign the R sign then changed it into R15. Mr wick seems as a kind pf superman with very high physical powers and  excellent shotting. Much of exageration  . I awas in the start with him but later canged my poistion  against him. too many killings for nearly no reason . As lieke the latest movies of  Tarantino

Ninja assasin : A movie more hard core than tarantino's spageti killing movies as Kill Bill with inbeleiavebly much  blood spillover Strong  action with varey fast pacing and cotinuous flashbacks it si a kind of movies hat doen require  so much dialogues  as they require a neartly  full choreography for warate (the greek  rendering  of  the wordkarate that means 'Hitting')> regadring  to the older movies of karate i remember of type Bruce Lai (not  the  well known Lee  )  and sames of the 80 era it is totaly  a nonsense movie wit much of CGI very close to a bad mixing of Tarantino and  Marvel type movies.  The worst   mmovie ofthat season is still better than assasin.

This movie is nothingmore than a kind fo sex ad the city in a very poor level , a total mess that was outof control of the wedidng organizer due to problems with the baraid dress and a nighlty route to make it . But her sitcky frinds are terible

Olympus has fallen 
I dont know  if  i  wrote a review.Anyway wathivn ths movie , it sounds great with lots of action. >the  mainactor seems  a bit more as Superman  killing the bad South Coreans who intruded  into the WHite House aimingto start a demolition of USA from theier nuclear rockets and indirectly destabilize the world's eqilibrium

4/5 disregarding  many critical  holes . 

Batman vs superman 

Have seen 40 minutes aftger the start . The movie is rather bad  not suited to chldren as the older movies

Even the  concept behind is bad a very urgly beast made from fires and cryptonite.Men please make mor classical Superman U rated movies as with older times! 


Jupiter  ascending  a very bad and boring scifi movie tough ther was muvh of action and stunning effects and landscapes. The wakward  beasts and  the bad pince tired me well.he only god point is that there was a love between the two main actors adn some  community who 'suported' the team.  
Harry and Meghan : it is like calling that life as a dream . Supposing that it copies the real story of the couple ,it is a limited  time soap pera  of the couple though relatively simple leaving too much out of the story  . Anyone can call this movie impressive Me too if ican thik that emotionaly   .Verey predictable  story not complex  plot  with some  relatively   intense twists   . It is really difcult for the palace to acept a comoner how more that  the comoner is a very active divorced actor.
Emaotional rating  4/5  -  crtical rating   2.5-3/5 

Accompanied in the price wedding dateAccompanied in the price wedding date

Leon : LUc beson  is vwellknown  foer his overactive  movies with a leading character. tis movcie has two main characertere  Mr Leon a solitude man  abd pro kille and a young chuld arond 12 yers old who wants to kill her family killers   met together after she lost her family wanting to have vengence and learn the act of killing  . Movie gieves also some lesson or message
4/5 Much better than  the KIte below whci has the same concept.

The Host : though it was toolate (around 2 monring ) i decided to  watch this movie with a bit of dificulty . the spirts  that were insreted intpo te human bodies were at mos very good. One of the host bodies ie the main actor had too strong self confiodence that overown the spirit and lived together with it. It was rather funny to me to see that the 'searcher' ,how is called,  insrtad of behaving well  as most  hosted persons ,to behave badly tryng to dominate the while world. 
Past and very high tech together. 

KIte : based in a marvel type comics the movie shows a very cruel adolescent girl which acts as a killing machine . I didnt likethis movie because fist the colours are teribly dark , the plot is poor ,  there is much action (good), dialogues are not so convincing adn any way the  little  female is totaly unsensitive. Colombiana anyway is better if not much better! It is bad  that a so young child became a so lethal warrior for nearly no reason.
"Tiring cruelty "


Brick mansions St2304

Once again with Luc Beson in a more than fast pacing movie and a bom which is not ..bomb excpt  a scam  as provided by the local government  with a twited reality.


Udisputed st2404

Seen this movie at least once again  . Sevelral  poeple arested ina a high grade jails somewhere  in the US ?? for tai  boxing fights and wrestling.A russian and a blackman are involved in a uncommon feindship whre frindship is rather taboo. The 'loser' then  wins the fight   


The Condemned 2 st2504
A  rich TV perpsona collectes themost dangerous arested  persosn  from various jails in the  world for a 36 hour feight in a local  tropical island one of them has artillery help from the producer. How that will go ? 
The movie is very cruel  same as with the expendables 2 though not  disgusting Anyway in the end someone will takover this cruel game and ...  Just watch the movie 

Oblivion St2604
"Its another [magnificent ]day in paradise "
Yes it is true.IN a paradise as masterred  by a supecomputer that leasds on a hiararhy of drones zillionsof clones of a technician and a ecosstem all controlled by this supersystem . Luckily this technician being in a oblivion from his past diclosed himself from his faint memmories the  reality  behind hat, totaly  wrong present.
Tom  cruise is still very handsome in his  pre60 age. Story is rather slow and boring  in the start but as memoeries and information unveils  the story becomes even and even more intetresting . A scifi movie of the future  that can movie you. 

The call -E 20.4
the day of maijuana brrr
This is a very cruel thriller movie that borders to horror  > the man is  a gardp psyched person who ... not even  to notice.  a yong gil qas kindnapped  by him and she caries her into his car's bagage room. Will she escpe  from him and his nearly satanic ideas? Hally berr fgromthe 911 tried to assist her psychologically   and  find her as son as posilbe INteresting twists  with rather abrupt tough expected result/ end. No visual tricks
MPAA rating R , chanels R15  rate 4.5

Perdattors 2. star19.4
I dont remember how the first was but this movie is rather 15+ rated  / Tere are several scnes with broken arms . Theser cruel guys and one girl  are landed in another planet   whre thery have to do a  killing  game. I stoped wathivn thismovie from the 30th minute as it was too disgusting  in soveral   scenes

Homefront  Star18.4
Jason statham is always a great action actor . This movie is as like areal story whitout so many visual tricks and nearly down to earth inonstrast  to the others  he played as  transporter or .. As aformer DEA cop he wantsto live a calm life and changnes his residence in  a rather calm [?] city where some peoel from his pervious life appear and buly him and by ?? his son .

She s funny that way E17.4
I was quite boring to see a sea movie on sgtar while tryn to settle something the same time  i ahve seen this colmedy from mnearly its start. THis is a mvie whre hell broken loose is the best way to describe it. A youg girl adn former call girl is acepted from the  comitee  to repst in a treatre play as ... call girl. not moonthe story except that  neayl all cahracters are involved in a multiple 'love polygon'  hat gets into nothing !But fnally ...
I was lauging from the start of the movie

Run all night Star16.4
A movie that i have seen one year ago again from that TV channel with neeson . A cop  in betwen othe coreupted cops must protect his son from a bad situation adn his mates. Movie is quite good full of action with some moral

Two movies of the same plot  philophy but with  difernt sex: 

War with jet lee and J Stathem : This movie has some intersting twists in the end> Both actors play great and themovie is endless action  from start to end gthat stil not kames me feel  bored.  This is a war between  two big japanese gansgs in a american city with a phantom person (Jet Lee ) trigering  this war. 



THis is the opposite sex version , aired the next day. A young girl is fiercy agaisnt a big gang who  killed her parents wantes to get vengeance against them dong that several years later as a phantom .Interesting plot , the woman has good play, Film of the msyterious feminist  Luc Besson  with seemingly  nearly  minimal photo  tricks  though idea seems somehow exagerated as with Lucy and posibly Nikita . 


Xmen last stand 
The final instalement of Xmen ? I dont know. One movie full with CGI and film trikcs that reminds 'magics'  as they mhgt be called by a relgion believer.  Food for thought  for any wroiter who is interested in superman-ic tricks that posibly awere used in other movies ??What is totaly unbelievable tome is the serum that reverts them to humans. 

Thogh too long to watch this moviee i was just reminded in my  brain . A  movie with very good prodiction an excellent  graphics for the time it was played in the muliplexes Story follow the archtypal  plot of "dancving with wolves' (no watched but can understand the plot ) that shows that humankind can be more beasty and barbaric eve from  the most anrgy beasts
A state of art movie  that can move you strongly on the human unfairness.
6/5 for the plot 8/5 for  CGI
Sorry  any other  ratings are too poor fo this movie 

Wanted : 
sutpid irrational  and insane movie based on comix series  . Too much  action not to say nearly horor with too much blood in the most part>Plot however has severeal interesting twists as it is not  exactly what you think. The funiest of all is the rotating bullets.

From paris with love 
interfetina  and a bit funny movie travolta is totaly changed as like bruce weills with hairless head in a  CIA  type role > A mvie with many twists and a bad end >Quite enjoy ful movie 

Die hard 4.0
4.0  is rather  funy descriptio for a diehard movie > I dudnt know that  diehad means stuborn untill i looked manytimes in my dict. theoriginal title here  was evere as  'too hard to die ' 
In this  mov ie Bruce  is involved in fnding asoolution  to copw with a gang with a fiormer defense dept crisis manaager who then changed his position and trying to ..  for the money > Mvie is now with good Fx un a nearly impossible situation adn a nerly total leceelcriciut armagedon . would he win the bad people ? 

Unbroken /First air on star channel 29/3 
A movie of  angelina jolie with  a bio story of the WWII Quiteling but quite interesting. An victorious olymics runer was saluted by Hitler for his speed but later  has been  arestd by japanese after being alone with his freind for 70 days in the sea . NIce movie very gogod pictures and a craxy  japanese  general who tortured the runer all the time he was in that 'jail'  

Exodus gods and kings
A remake of older stories or films  on  Moses ' life posslby based on Bible. Also quite long with ereernce on how MOses the cousin of the King Ramsey undersstood he value  for the Jews and made the exodus . The storyis well known . I found the story quite boring in  the start tghough beofe the mid it started to be more interesting >Thereare sevral visual rtricks on that and made meimpress that the God was shown to Moses as a young child. I m unsure if He appeared  as child  

Non stop or better : Recurring 
Liam Neeson is a a great actor in genaral  mvies  many  of them as  action movies as this one  . Someone uses his identity to put the spresponsibilty to him as a  airplane attack .A movie with inumeable twists  and  neeson  trying to find the responsibles  for making  this atack and 'take back' his life.
4.5/5 fo the twits

The theoryof everything {steven hawkigs}
A bio movie for  Steven Hawkings fromthe tim he was in  hte univerity , his diploma and his ilfe . gohugh in the srt it was focused in  his degreess  adn his maladie te story then  focuses isnto his maladie and his family life . 
I ma impressed on how the main actor was excelletl convincing as the real Hawkins. I thionk this is a very diffcult role Alsoi im really impressed  that his wife was staeadily behind him even she knew that  he had limited lifespan togh he lived much more. A good pradigm for some who left themselves off...even if sometime later he divorced his wife  and changed his life with another. 
Notice that  recently steven is cndemned by a priest here in greece for his 'atheist standing'.

The green mile /some musings
Steven king i oneof the most famous horor novelits as I . .Just humor . Still none know me so far because  everthing is still in draft.
This movie is posibly one of King's  most famous movies so far here in Greece .A very long movie of ca 3 hours plus 1 hr! adverts that not only impressd me very much much was also moved and turned into tears by the oblogatory  death of the 'beast man' and miraclemaker  with the childy heart. Star channel aired it for the  zilionist time  and was my  only oportunity to watch  it in full.  I slept then  on ...3  morning! 
Definitely  5/5

Evan  almightly 
As the sequel of Buece almightly i can think it can be a sacrilegious story comparing to the NOah's original story hence i can provide a -10 out of 5.
Thinking it very lightly   as a fun movie ,it is titaly ridiculous making me laghing form the start to the end of it even the selection  of a black God (though very good actor) gives an  even more ridiculoous note not to mention sacrilgious note to the story . Even funnier is the idea of using for dummies guide (lol) of making an ark is totaly cazy and hilarious . but the final idea of making an ark tha stops  in front of the capitol /white house for a very short  route of less than 20 miles (???) inside the city is really extremely  much for nothing even for stoping a federal  law. 
Laugh wise:OK 
Logic wise : much below zero My money back please! Hmmm i have sen that in TV !

Lino: Uma Aventura de Sete Vidas (2017) watched on cinema on 17.3

Greek title :The cat spell 

A movie from Brazil with stupid story . My daughter is quite fond of this movie though myself not so much . The prodicer are quite craazy  as the whole plot and story . The first part of  the movie is qujite  depressing with a virtual peson living as enteiteriner in a children parties wearing  a cat dress  who wats to change his totaly miserous life  living in a contuinous depresed  life and always with  bad luck..After tryinging to find the happiness he was involved into a  strong  action with rcrazy  drive that invcolves stupid crazy  characters.

Everything in the movie is quite crazy suitable only  to children with much action and some crazy magic  . Any parent  will consider  it quite to very bad movie. The end is just interesting and happy. Just consider that there is not  any review in imdb and rated 6.3/10 by 73  users till March 17  . The comapny has released  many more that i hope are better.

It is  better  not to  watch this crazy movie  2/5 

Drive angry 
I disagree   for the quality of the movie Thoufgh full of action it makes me sick of having to watch a movie  with satanists and some fiction that  involves live ghosts and overpowered 'people'. This  was the only of intetest at this   time  to watch . Movie that  gets into horror level with its cruel-ness  ven for less than ten minutes of play !

Another  movie with lots of action  from the start to the end. the movie is  very interesting  ,a  secret peson who aftger not doing what he is destined was the target of his customers /managers. Many interesting twists discosures  and a moral Worth of watching.


A romantic movie wth lots of humor and sarcasm . A guy at  student age is still watcing porn movies wile having an affair with a romantic girl. But..  

The movie is rather indiferent at most of the time but near the end gets moreinteresting r.Though rated as R by MPAA,  the greek  TV channel put the R15  that i think suits better to movie . Apparently for YA audience. 

Actually Afrind of me died  withut having an affair with women neither sex at the age of 52.

Red  Dawn 

Story on a Very bad premise . Koreans invade the USA .How can this be possbile ?The movie has enough action madey a group of teenagers who started  a rebel war against then local  Korean city  management. A bit boring movie 

2/5 based on the   false premise .BAsed  on a older movie wth Patrick Swayze (wth russians)

Bulet to the head 

Teh movie is quite fun and full of action . The raltionship bettween Stallone  and the Korean cop is even more as like children being in war though they are olbliged to have a mutual aim The end is even more interesting !


Walk of same
Good comedyA blonde newscaster once felt  badluck  in herr trial  in a TV chanel has gine out with her fnds to makeher better  from this small tragedy.sudenl  shelefthe  houseof her nw  boyfrend that turned into a road walk adventure.  
The movie is very fun   based  on apromise that she sposedly smart ,acted exactly as  the blonde of jokes! most actors are  one man comic show as  iread in the imdb page.i waswell entertained with that. 

Cranck 2 : high voltage   
One of the mosst stpd movies i have ever seen. Statham reminded  me  Trasporter 2  made by Besson acting as like a superhero. Frenzy action with frenzy or even cartoonistic colour and motion efects that can irritate the viewers  eyes. The end is even more  silly
Sad to spend my time watching it. I have been wating for the program after  the movie a cooking  competition that turned into  a intrigue soap opera !(and it is quite fun  indeed ) .

A humorous story with a rather crazy and depressed Hugh Grant in the role of to be scenario teacher  in a public  school nearby NY He was a seceanrio writer  whose old movie was a big hit several years ago but his other movies  were a total disasster.  Many instances can make you laugh though  the movie is not  purely a comedy.  Just a little bit of romance mixed with funny instancesescially with  the very phlegmatic female senond head of the school  who wanted to fire him due to bad  attitude inte school.

The man with the mental  fist 

Amovie typical of Tarantino's irrattionality. Lookin' at the  trailer I thoght  that it was amovie like  the Crouching tiger  i was  teribly disapointed.Tarantino uses his formula to direct and design a movie with aesthetic similar to his other spagetti  movies this time adapted  to a kung fu movie somewhere  in Chine. Gongfu is a style of movies i liked when i was young but stil  like to watch This movie  however  is added with unncessasary  blood  and exteme  violence that reminds me Machete movies  ., Good karate choreography a bit of superpowers and disclosed  identities of the characters on the end of the  movie. Everytng other is a total  garabage of  poor plot and senario..There are too many characters  in this story that can confuse someone.

My full Congratulations to Quentin 1.5 /5

The man  from UNCLE

Humoristic movie satring the classical spy movies >Ihave not so mucht to write  about it except that i enjoyed most of it  while after  the 3/4  of the movie startst to be boring . In the end we learn that the  3 member  group is named  as UNCLE. Many twists adn the supposed mmber  to  take (theowman )was actually expecting them and  desgined to go against them thesame happeneed with  the two heroes of the movie

Paddington 2-[cinemas]
After strong  insistence from  my family we finaly decided  to watch this movie after a vey long visit to cinema  at least 2 years.
OUr final decision  was   from the imdb rating and the trailer as  shown inthe cinema's webage embedded from youtube in very bad quality making me suppose that  the movie was a wholly CGI production. In contrast i was impressed that it follows the Suart litle idea of CGI mixed reality. Very good
Logically mentioning,  watching  a bear behaving as human is very fun as it  happens   with many other family  movies .BUt just remember it is orieinted to children of all ages .A flawy and naive young bear that coresponds  to a boy of around  10 years of  age lives into a small dstrict of London beloved by anyone, except a neighbour .Hugh Grant however is the movies' bad person in rather  caricature format  or acting just as a clown. He makes you easily  hate him..Other minor but important roles as the people in the jail are quite fun and the marmelade idea which changes it all .  Even funier  are the after end snippets  with Hugh Grant in  ...(just  try to watch the movie! )
Relatively long movie of 145 minutes , good and relatively complex  plot,, many twists and a happy 'unexpected' end. I could easily  expect it as most of the twists. Many  funny but also touching emotional moments.and a good moral. As we say here if you are a good person and do the good, the good will return back to you.
My daughter adored it, my wife 'loved' it-she can't express herself-  and I liked it well . Good experience!

 Face /off

As a lover of actio  movies Injoyed  very much ths 2+hours movie  directedbyJohn Woo leving my sleep for later . BOth Ttravolta and Cage play very well and mimic the one the other  after the ' face change 'in a very beliavable way while i loughed well in many instances with their funny attitude and the cange of  both's ife   . Full of  action from the start while there were some drama scenes mixed with action.Result however was predictable and typical:the good wins the bad and the face is returned.

*I love you Philip  MOrris t; Hmm a heretical Jim Carey in  a gay story with a really  crazy man  doing anything he can the  Carey way to suport his  love who is really a blonde . I was thought  that the movie could be  smoking related as Philip MOrris directly   relates  to me  with the well known cigarete brand .The hero is really  too crazy  fnding holes in the legal  system  and includes several aminutes  of some drama trying  to drag once gain  the atention of his divorced  frind an a  very complex way to   deceive  so many people by showing he has a very severe disease  just one step before dying. 3/5 I hope that you get wat i say!Crazy movie crazy writing here

*My  frinds girldfriend 3/5 spoiler

A romantic comedy with lots of gags and funny instances. A pervert  man - this is his job-  frind of a porn movie lover but also romatic person agrees  to make   girlfrind   of the secoond  push her  back to him  by showg a bery  bad attitude to her  . Finally he (the pervert )  gets in love wih her but tries to revert the situation by beingg again pervert in 12 steps and then .. .Quite predictable movie too shallow meanings but very enterntaining. HUmor and fnny  conditions are a good reason to watch the movie. Guess  whats hapenig with his romantic  friend ...Big surprise!

*Filthy  from Scotland: a movie that desevres no reason fore someone to watch.A corrupted co who only speaks filthy ,makes sex  with various women including his wife and visits his psych doc I watched thehafmovie  ans stoped to get for sleep Surely0/5 

----A series  of movies fom St. Seagull 

*Blood Alley Steven Seagull is a very stiff  cop and rude backgrond story stopping criminals in a flesh and orgrans trade.Quite old  this time 3/5 

*Violence of action :next part of the movie series of Seagull with nonstop action whle looking to kill his enemies  NOthing special as the prevous i suppose blood alley and continues .... 3/5

Vengeance is mine 

the asembly of Kaynes group and the recruitting  special fighters 


Dead drop 

...looking to  finda bomb and introcucing a previous love of the MC Eliza Kayne raltively nice woman at her 40s who is arested  in the next part. 


one shot one live 

..and  finally his group  dissolvied after being disclosed by the  police (amogn the remain story that  some of the baddies were killed by them with the bomb being actually two bombs  that were then lost-stolen by the chiefof the baddies.Have seen the last 30 minutes only to comment on that.iwas  in schoolmate party the remain time.

3/5 more interesting  part.

All  parts of the seriess stop very abruply. It's very  annoying  . Thus ic an suppose this is a TV  instead of  cinema serial.  



Please read my very long review here


Wonderful scitech movie  that seems having good background tat seems quite realizable inmostofitsparts and with much emotional features  from his characters . Ilked the coputers to think as real humans with itshumor and sarcasm. evn unny was th thoery  of the bee-nest   that forwarded  the spaceship into the  time and the other universe>Theonlyididntlike was  the verylengt story of 3 hours


resident evil :retribution.

I ifnaly watached themovie in itsnr full length>Mila is wonderful  in her semihuman role tojoine the other opeple and gettingina a continuous confrontation with the everh changing  'visual' envnironment and also coping with a bad beast The  chick war on te end of the movie was  the most entertaining a scene that was deep in my mind from the previosu time  i have watched it.


Taken 3 

In contrast to  Lucy ,Besson now renimburses me  with a good action movie. Very fast pacing withi intrigue and an d good actor Leeam Nesson coping against th epolice and the bad russian guys . The movie at about 100+ minutes stll seems very condensed wth  some fast forward scenes  that explain some mysteries  of previous  action previosly shown . Still unrealistic as Lucy it shows the main character to  be  bit of Superman who  can cope even the impossible


Dear John 

Sometimes  beautiful and realistic  movies as this make you remember the values of  life and love . A love drama that makes yo womder which is more important love  or country wealth? The boy prefered his country wealth losing his girl who prefered to suport a autistic  boy  and his father.Amanda shines with her beauty and is very natural. Nevertheless these wars are made from USA agaisnt  the USA using various countries as 'middlemen' . 


The spirit

Black movie   bad story .very low pace that mades me ...sleep ! a sense of full  nonsense 



Crazy movie wth twoguys coping and cooping  agaisnt a cartel of drug  circulators.These two are unbeliavables .inthe mddle anice girl who is the  lover of both .. nothingmore 


Margin Call 

In terms of  action is totally slow.The story is supposed to move fast but this was too slow.I know the problems that happened in WS but i m sure the reltity would be faster than it.


This  means ....war !

Very crazy movie 

rating :lol 

Iron  sky 

A  very sarcastic move of the Fuhrer folwers living in the moon ready to ...dominate our world with  their ...ancient  technology and the remain caractes of the mobie mosty humilating themselves in an unnatural an verys tupid   humor  .That movie mames me LOLing with its awkwardenss   .Too unnatural.




The 33 souls

Based  ia true story the movie shows the life of 33 miners enclosed in the earth for 86 days and the fight of the goverent person with the time  to save them.In the end there was  a small tribute to the real miners and their afterlife.

A wnderful  and very moving movie as tribute for this miracoulous endeavor 

More than15year since i have seen Kate de Castillo since the series 'La Mentira' the time latin soap operas telenovelas were aired in the greek TV on the first half of 21th century. Mentira was among   the best  series in terms of  story quality of those aired,not to mention Usurpadora as second.

Defnitely 5/5 

Nowing with Nick Cage 

This mystery  story starts  quite slow paced but the interest goes towards  the end when the earth goes into destruction .some little  action and an impressive backgroumd :Sun will destroy  the warth very soon and a notice writenfrom  ynggirl intexsholl that shows the key for that 


Mercury rising 

2/5 the movie  is good with its action but after  that the innerdialogue of Mila's   makes that VERY  boring. i could prefer ifthe author broken the movie intor two parts 

Get hard 

(deliberate word errors)

The funny with the TVhannel  is that he moviewas rated  in the start  as U and then changed twice towads  R15 .The movie gets quite  ridiculous fo no  reason as for examle a knife in the head or  the full instance of  using bad language as a way tohelp  the loser  (the main author, an idiot though a sucessful money player) 'feel the torture' and on how to behave with the bad people  when he will reach  in the jail after his father in law comited him for money abuse      .Story twists  are the only intesting of the movie. 

Movie is unnaturally  idiot as the main characters My condolescences to them and the writer writing such rubish.Huh


Wolf of Wall Street / Rogue trader 

two movies of parallel stories 

1. WWS :Scorcese and  DiCaprio guaraantee this movie. As with the greek moie"god is hef?" this brillant movie iis o fun without be marked as comedy.There are many fun attitudes and gags between  the crazy charactes of the gangthat mak you laugh loud.Dicaprio plays it well without  overacting .It i  sad however that a so billant mind as the real person Bellford to be a drug addict. 

Definitely 4/5  adn bitten  as we call that in Greece!

2.Rogue Trader :In contast  to the 'conedy' movie ithsis a drama story of a  money graber ofsamecatergory as  Belford who set his bank to default Tis  story is 90% close to the Belford'.and all of that because of his bad is very sad that  some poeple dot undestnd when to desist their business in favour to another work ...



Several well known actors(I  know Hayek and Travolta) played in a quite complex plot   with two  differet ends the ideal and the 'real' .Quite cruel especically from   the gangmaster  of  Hayek with much of blood for no reason thoug savages  is refered to the two main boys by that man. Full of action and drama as narrated  by the female co-protag. 

3.5/5 as story  2/5 as result.

In servng his Majesty / God serve Britania /Asterix in Britain 

French Engish and greek  titles together respectively !

This movie is ludicrous,  a  remix between  Asterix  In Britain ,Asteric and Nosrks (Nomandy), with lots of very  spicy satire Spicy as a whole habanero pepper .

The normands  are shown as idiots just looking to learn the  fear It happmned to them after a very phlegmatic housemaid was in   .  Brritain of 50 BC is with the  british   etiquete and total indifference except the personal agenda , homosexuality  ,  the phlegmatic  english way of thinking and even  the 20th century logic on fashion on clothing rock n roll ,guitars drums   ,buses , skinheads .and  fnally Julius Ceasar who lost everything and returned dack  to his hishomeland humbled after asterix learnt the British drinikin' ...tea!

This  movie is a culture and time blender! M sure that Both Gosciny  and Uderzo could condemn the  scripter for  this sacrilegious  scenario.

Tip:Take this movie very light or you will hate it ! 


Disconect :

At the start of the movie till the middle i was  rather dissappointed  watchng it casually  but as the movie got to the end  i felt rather movied . It is  a mixup of 3 stories of people inviolved in duscussions in  chat rooms . A nearly divorced woman  chating with someone while her husbands card and other suposedly financial data was stolen .Two young guys made fun with an  emo in the  same class. A journalist interviewed a youngman of  sexual chatroms . What happens next?

Definitely  a movie for anyone invlved  in the net . This is a very good warning 

Very bad that the movie was rated R15 due to profanity Iang I m sure that the scenario more refined coul be rated to U

5 /5 

 This means war! 3.5/5 

An undexpectedly fun movie Iwas  laghing from te start of  the movie until its end. BOth  actors get into  war for a woman Reeze Wwitherspoon while  fiding a high level gansgster.then it s upon  to her to decide whom wll selact. Reeze  seems  a bt older than the male actors and seems  as  Cameron Diaz of a    MI type comical action  movie story has also a last twist  on the end. 

Iron sky  (?) 3/5

The  movie is a finnish  with low budget   as  shown in the start of the movie . I was  rally loughed very deeply from the start to the end of the movie that was ony a bit serious on the end .  This seems as like  comic parody of scifi movies.  I was  fascinated  that  this so low  budget (just with the help of CGi) made the  movi sound as like a 100m prduction wth very nice spaceships and a vey  anachronistic tech of the  Nazi spaceships as the 'ancient' Zeppelin. The sexy frau is really not so nice . Mr Washington was very funny as arian.  Even the dscssions in te UN were very  enjoyable looking at quarels or sapeaking as  like being [c]lo[o]se frinds . Watch it and make and take it very light.  

We own the night 4.5/5 

the move s  melodrama  with  crime   action and sentiments.  A man working ona bar (how are called )  where his boss and boss son  are involved in drug trafic. Meanwhile man's bother anf father are policemen and ar inlvoved in the chase of the drug tafficerks and their  mainbosses .   Yhe  story seems perttygood and i liked it. The only problem is that the TVchannel posibly removed the titles on the start of the movie . it 's possible that the  info titles  were on the end of the movie. Tough i addjusted the reording with 15more minutes from the  predetermimed time , the mov was  atlast 5 monutes longer than i expected... 

Family weekend 2/5 

The movie started  very awfully  tough near the end  it went smoth and quite better . a totally  brken family  is reunited  after the abrupt and rather criminal action of the daughter Not so comical as it suposed to be  neither for children due to bad language. 

Johny English 4/5 

Mr Bean in excceptionally  funny movie . Rowan  atkisnon is expert  in ridiculing himself and this movie shows the same thogh as spy for MI5 makes you pass your watching  time always ROTFLing . For all family thogh   it was rated PG by the channel .

Knowing 3/5 

On 70s a young scholar  insted of making a  drawing as required by the  teacher  head some voices that  lead her to  wite a mysterious numerical  code . 20-30year later a professor tried sucesfully to decode that the yeld into a series of  tragical results :what is that ?  thogh iti is an action movie i prefered  the last 10 minutes that reimbursed my time  with a really  giga disaster

Intersection  ?/5

this movie has been watched in its last half but cant be well understood unless you watch from the start . anyway it is quite complex and for the moment i tooght  that the women were the 'good guys' of the story.

Cobra 3/5 

One very aggresive  movie full of action  that highens your adrenaline  to zenith . After watching it i could not  sleep !! Stallone is very good to demolish a big gang of more than 35 persons to protect  the nice model from death.  (Brigite Nielsen ) 


Source Code.  4/5 

Just 8 minutes  in a  parallel space  as avatar  on a crossfiction and reality to protect fom a bombign on  a train. THis 8 minute  experiment has been made several times untill .. 

Impressive scenario fction and reality  go together.

Mummy Dragon
A movie wih impressive graphics full of action and good plot. what ididnt understand is on how the emperor 's supenatural power degraded by the  time and was  as a typical  chinese warrior tby the end ,or i m missing something ? for example
Jet Li  once in a bad role !

Corelli's mandolin
An excellent movie I didnt know that it was a book untill my wife told me. A romantic story during the time of the 2nd war.Beautiful text as a real masterpiece and  hot moving story
5/5 realy  a masterpiece

I already have seen the Dhoom an indian movie aoubt 6 years ago and expected something really similar to it.Iwas totayl dissapointed that this  movie was a fiction horror with  human[?] beasts and crazy scientists killing themselves an anatomic medicine.

Baby's day out!
Ludicrus  but very funny  movie for all family that made my daughter laugh a lot   . It  is rated  here .OUt of logic was the  fall of the  bad people from the building without breaking ...their bones !Too cartoony
3/5 for the story 1/5 that  ??the logc

Resident Evil /Affinity
Here are sure many parts of this story  and our national TV chanel has only this part. Nice story  with intersting plot  and stunning graphics except the  bit disgusting ?? out of vilains moth in the end of the movie. Also nice girls

Can a storng actio nstory tame wih literary like interanal dialogue ?Surely not. This movie starting  full of action get in itsialst 15 miutes wih rather  boring self talk for the move standards. Mila sond very good in this movie As  Vee a killing machine in tis movie  is nvloved wi  the chase of a boy adn then  feels  very  motherly  on the end ina ttaly Marvel standards scene and colour  background  . Dont thin that this movie is a cartoon . It si jst the??? .
Acton 4/5 full of cheesy language stll ethe last 15 minutes
3.5  for all story

The mechanic  . 4/5

Interesting slow motion movie  in the start  and rather faster motion afer the middle of the movie. It could be better called 'the  vengeance' as most of the 1/3 th shown the fight of Statham with this counterpart against his boss . The funniest part was the killing of a so called savior as the  final scene of his counter part trying to fight his boss but follows his trap.

Trapped 4/5 ( Charlize Theron )

Very interesting and shocking psych thriller story of a woman with a diseased child trapped into the hands of a man wanting a vengeance for the death of his child caused by Theron's husband who is doctor  . But he failed to  gt it after her  husband took the story into his hands  Theron shows very young in this movie not older than 25. 


1) 'A rather bad movie using good actors as Banederas and Hayek into a full gun killing movie.  ' a mean level human critic
2) 'fun and enjoyful movie from the expert  of making B movies of spaghetti action' a Tatantula way thinking man.
Just select  the best response. 

The best offer

One of the best movies seems this period. rather difficult to describe my feelings after seeing , this made feel me rather shocked wit the end of the story . A young and seemingly rich woman who was living into a room for more than 15 years  suddenly after a  old man loved her transforms into a  deceiver who forget immediately her lover's love?
A  rather unusual female  robot advised  this man that this girl has left her house for more times than he  visited This point  is something that none could discuss   in the imdb  reviews listing.
Hitchcock type psych thriller 

The net 2.0

This story is clearly based in the Net of Sandra Bullock filmed abot 10+  years ago but is not a sequel. . Period. The new story is even more complex  than the original and requires you to watch from  the start or you will lose much of it . A mixture of  full action , suspense , psych thriller and a bit of matrix. Definitely worth if watching for  its action although it could sound quite overwhelming for other aspects including the rather computer illiterate IT  consultant using hotmail to read her emails and the sudden cut off of her money the time she was on the airplane . The IT goofs  to what the story is supposed downgrade it much.
Also did nt forget that it has been  filmed in Instabul the well known once capital of Byzantine  . It gives  aa excellent setting for the movie although it is underrated in favour of the story.
And  surely wait for sequel! 
plot : 7    action:10 setting : 10 goofs : many
3/5 It could be better if the director could care more on the  story situation and the ingredients involved



Connors war 

A thiller movie  with lot of action but no humor as  with Bruce Willis. and OK movie for late hours with some psychedelic effects .Coonor finds himself after  blinded in a clash against gangster team  that his boss was really a  traitor

Elephant white
A movi produced in my 'teritories' namely  Tailand , Wached it after the middle and lost important part and  understood that the scenario is rather complex so  i 'lost in the translation'from the part i have not wtched  .  A  macho negrito  involved in assasinations etc  has a ally who is also his  envy working for a gang of  human traffic and prostitution, ie  mainly  girls.  A 'ghost' helped him  to save these  girls ...

Two drivers stop a  driverless train form its crazy route on the lines of USA afer  numerous unsucessful attempts from the management  to stop it . Based in a true story .
Excellent movie with very  fast pacing and very fast holo camera movements  . it surely can  cause epilepsy to some viewers.

An excellent movie . A romance story mixed with the  end of Pompeii  under the burst of the nearby  volcano 4/5

 The fifth element

A ridiculously funny movie watched in a local  TV channel of our city. Bruce Willis  was a relatively funny actor but most of the paradise inhabitants were a bit of gay making the movie really ridiculous/ seems as  a parody and insult to Starwars
Fun: 5/5

Pope Joan: 

a huge  movie of atleast  2 hours palyed during the greek  Holy week in a  nationalwide TVchannel. I liked to see this movie as the story is quite provocative It is unknown  if this is a real story or just a fable as  VAtican  wants us to know. thogh story is very interesting the setting or the  filming was  rather bad ie noninsistent that made me rather indiferent.
Story 4.5 filming etc 2.5

Chocolat : 

nice to seethis movie though more than 10 years later . a greek series  is based in this movie . As with Pope Joan this story  seems also provocative. This woman has come into a very conservative village selling chocolats  the  time the poeple fastened for the Easter. The mayor is over conservative  to the level that he guided  the young priest for the preach. this si the only point that made me laugh. How can a  mayor  do this?
Very intereting  story , good actors , flat result
3/5  for this reason

Barbie  spy quad.  

One of the  latest movies Mattel  mainly aimed for  young  girls to merchandise their new dollies  .
Barbie now  has  a new look comparing to the lolder  movies such as face etc .
This is a  hilgh action movie  with more than  the real  acrobatics with  all the girsls sounding a bit of  superheroes,  . Also  lots of  CGI generated   high tech /futiristic  gadgets and  two  robot   pets.
I feel she is as  like a female Bruce Williams  or James Bondwith some  humor especially in the start of the movie .
The story seems not so original though  there is some predictable subversion  in the middle. The scenario is rather poor and has many holes. .
The moral  is nearly the same in all barbie's  movies : groups work better than individuals.

Spy kids 

Can someone deem this movie for kids though it has been produced  with kids?  for me not.unless  you set it to 15 and over . the puppies are disgusting so i hate them. As i have seen mr Very Beautyful(Mr Machette ) i can think this comes fromm the same insane producer /senariowriter as with Machete . it is very sad that Klooney  and Banderas played in this funny and idiot movie

Shaun  the sheep (series!)

It is one of the  funniest   children serie s with the nicest scenarios  that can be loved also by parents. Shaun is an very clever  sheep that likes  sometimes  to fix many  problems with his mates and sometimes cheat the rather stupid dog.I thin that still hte farmer is  more  stupid than Shaun.
A funny  , intelligent and subversive series . KUdos  to the British producers!
TYhe only  i dont know  is if this was pro0duced with  puppets or it is GCI

Garfield(series )

And another series with nice and clever stories as Shaun. I know  him more than 30 years ago . As with other series of ih s time  Garfield series  is made wirth CGI . Nothing other to notice except that i like his humorous  stories and the good CGI .

Watching the older movie of Machete 1, the machete kills seems of having nearly the same plot. The story has the same style with the first i.e.  very excessive killings  and broken legs hands and the same  over and over again , giving a surely  disgusting result as the umbrella  watch , though this sequel is more fun . Apparently removing the disgusting umbrella the movie s quite fun. 
  • Verdict from serious level 2/5
  • Verdict from the fun level 3/5

The first of movies I have seen from the new start of ERT on 11.6.15  featuring Emil Kusturica in a small island of Greece featuring a pelican who made up himself a tourist attraction in this island,after  being resurrected in the hands of a young buy  .The movie is very nice with excellent  pictures and  landscapes adn with a nice plot. The only bad is that the production all actors are Franch and not Greek

Verdict 4/5

Barbie  the princess power  (15)
This is possibly the last movie from the  Mattel company as for June 15 which was aired from the  nationwide  TV channel Star in greek language in two parts.  The movie was too funny in the fifst part  making us , me and my daughter  laugh a lot , but the second part aired the next day   was  more serious as it was the problem Barbie coped with  the bad guy of the story. Seems  quite 'naive' story
Verdict : 3/5