Split

 

 

I am quite short of time for  writing an article for the 'masterpiece' movie "Split" and used once the help of a funny sarcastic AI bot and here are the results of this multiple endeavor .This endeavor includes a 500 word text into english then copy pasted  for the bot to do its "alchemy" for here

the translted text:

https://www.imdb.com/review/rw9443240/?ref_=tt_urv

Let's dive deep into the depths of this 'masterpiece' called "split ."

"This movie was absolute garbage" is a phrase that simply doesn't do justice to the magnificence that is "Split." Prepare to be captivated by the riveting tale of a person with a mind-boggling 18 different characters. Move over, Jekyll and Hyde, we have a new champion of inner turmoil!

At the beginning of this cinematic delight, we are introduced to our young man, who clearly missed the memo on proper social etiquette. Instead of exchanging pleasantries with potential acquaintances, he decides to grab three unsuspecting girls and whisk them away to his cozy dungeon. Ah, the epitome of charm and hospitality!

Throughout the movie, our protagonist manages to balance his weirdness with treating the girls "pretty well." How heartwarming! It's like watching a twisted version of "The Bachelor," where contestants are locked up against their will but are still expected to appreciate their captor's efforts. Truly a romantic tale for the ages.

Of course, the girls are understandably terrified. But fear not, for they always hold onto the hope that they could somehow manage to escape their captor's clutches. Ah, the power of optimism! Who needs logical thinking and well-executed plans when you can rely on sheer willpower and the magic of wishful thinking?

Now, let's talk about our protagonist's intellectual prowess. Despite occasionally acting like a dumbass, he surprises us all with his ability to block the girls in various artificial ways. Locking doors, setting up traps, and whatnot – he's like a master of inconvenience! It's almost as if he took a crash course in "The Art of Being a Nuisance" and graduated with flying colors.

And who could forget the retired psychiatrist? She supports our dear protagonist based on what she knows, blissfully unaware of the secrets he hides. It's like watching a Shakespearean tragedy unfold, where trust and deception dance hand in hand. Bravo, dear psychiatrist, for being the ultimate enabler in this captivating tale!

Now, get ready for the mind-blowing finale! Our beloved protagonist, the thing that he is, manages to break free from his captor's clutches and transforms into none other than a superhero. Move aside, Superman, because we have a new savior in town! It's like watching a twisted version of "Spider-Man," where a person with multiple personalities swings into action to save the day. Truly a masterpiece of superhero origin stories!

Rating 2/10 In conclusion, "Split" is a cinematic triumph that defies all expectations. It takes the concept of psychological thrillers and turns it on its head, leaving the audience questioning their own sanity. It's a rollercoaster ride of emotions, from confusion to amusement, as we witness the peculiarities of our protagonist and the questionable choices of those around him.